My Valentine

My Valentine’s Day:

(#Electionvalentines is some fun on twitter started by Federal MP Andrew Leigh)


The traditional red roses

The traditional red roses

And how did I tell my gorgeous husband how much I care? With this:

Three tiled photos showing the messy process of making 'I Love You' cookies with a 2 year old.

Baked love

May your Valentine’s Day be loving and fun.


Quirky websites I love

I’m being quite crafty lately, but I’ve got to keep it quiet, (Christmas present recipients might be reading!) so just watch this space till after Christmas, perhaps make yourself a cup of tea while you wait.

In the meantime I’ve decided to share a few of the quirky websites that I love.

Angry people in local newspapers

This website has had me in hysterics since I first discovered it a couple of years ago. I’ve even submitted a photo or two. I’ve been known to do few set shots for my local paper (so no submitting my photo!), but these photos are taken to another level courtesy of Alistair Coleman’s captions.

Four images showing angry people in local newspapers

An assortment of my personal favourite angry people

Kim Jong-Il looking at things

The original (and the best!) ‘looking at things’ tumblr, this blog is almost unexplainable funny. Trust me, it is!

If you catch the ‘looking at things’ bug also checkout:

Croon shoes, spotted by Allira. Available here:

Emergency compliment

What it sounds like, for those days where you’re particularly down. Click refresh if the first compliment doesn’t quite hit the spot. Favourite so far: You’re not crazy, they’re 100% into you.

So on and so forth

The only non-humour site on the list, this is one of coolest of the design blogs going around, created/curated by the amazing Allira. This blog feature some great amazing finds from around the world. From vegetable inspired jewellery to the latest in stationary to the most amazing shoes I have ever seen (look right!), Allira never fails to deliver. Subscribe now!

No doubt I have forgotten a few, so I’m hoping to make a regular go of this. Now go forward and laugh and/or shop!

How I learnt the daggy mum dance

This post was written as a guest post for The Parents’ Jury and was first published here.

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

Parenting… the reality

When I had kids, I was confident that I would be in a super clean home with perfect children. I was only going to feed my children organic, home cooked food, the television would stay off, I would never give into pester power and my children would never nag…

Pre Charlie, I judged strangers. ‘Oh my god, did you see that toddler playing with the iPhone?’ I’d whisper to whoever was unfortunate to be near me at the time.

Then reality hit. I became a parent and, despite my best efforts, I have had to eat my…ahem…judgement. With a big slice of toast! So I’ve learnt to let go a bit, and you know what? I’m a better parent for it.

  1. Learnt how to dance without caring, and in the process, learnt the origin of the daggy mum dance
  2. Discovered that the toddler body is like a Tardis. ‘3 Weet-Bix, 2 slices of toast and a banana for breakfast, please Mum’ says the chipmunk posing as my two year old
  3. Found out that my son is better at navigating my iPad/iPod/iPhone/iEverything than I am
  4.  Marvelled at how he can find (and avoid!) anything green in his dinner, like a highly trained sniffer dog
  5. Felt like a secret agent when concocting  new ways to smuggle veggies into the above mentioned sniff dog (and the winner is Agent Vegetable Fritters)
  6. Watched Charlie fall in love with Thomas the Tank Engine, which lead to me taking him to see his first movie at age 2 years and 1 month. And oh how he loved it!
  7. Taught my child everything he knows… okay maybe my husband had a small roll here as well
  8. Experienced the agony of leaving him with someone else while I went to work
  9. Tried, and failed, to keep all our clothes stain free
  10. And above all, just melted when he said ‘Mumma, more kisses please’.

And that’s only the beginning…

See, even I failed to live up to my pre kids standards. You know what though, along the way I realised that my house may not be perfect and my child may not be reading the collected works of Shakespeare by two, but he’s happy, he’s healthy, he’s confident and he’s loved endlessly.

Charlie and the trains

Charlie goes to the park, Charlie plays with the trains instead

Sometimes I feel the ghost of the judgemental, no kids me take a sharp intake of breath as I ignore a tantrum in the supermarket, but the wiser, more experienced mother I have become can indulge in a knowing smile that life doesn’t always turn out as you imagine it. Kids have a way of messing with even the most perfect of plans!

Have your views on parenting changed since you had children? What’s on your list?


For 8 years I’ve been living in a dream. Every day I get up and I make a difference in my community.

Sometimes it’s small things, sometimes it’s big things, and most of the time the difference I’m making is positive.

But I’m writing this to say I’ve reached the end of the road, at least for now. I’m hanging up my iPad, putting down my mobile phone and I’m going back to Alice 1.0.

Serving the community of Brunswick has been an absolute privilege, and to say this has been a hard decision is like saying Miranda Kerr looks nice.

For 8 years, I’ve plugged away on the Brunswick Baths, kinders, the Brunswick Structure Plan, carbon neutrality, heritage, improved recycling collection, performing arts, libraries, maternal and child health care, economic development, the youth facility & so much more.

To those Councillors that I have served with for 8 years, thank you for putting in the hard yards with me; thanks for the disagreements, agreements, hugs, laughs and all round greatness.

To the hard working administration at Moreland, a simple thank you. You do amazing work.

To the residents of Moreland and Brunswick, my gratitude. Every week I meet passionate people, who work away to make change in our world. Keep up the good fight, and perhaps consider standing for Council yourself!

To my friends: yes, I am free for dinner/trivia/dancing/fun.

To my family, and especially my husband, Mike. You’ve put up with 8 years of the most boring dinner conversations (try me, I’m well versed in an assortment of ‘only interesting to those involved’ topics), 8 years of public events I’ve dragged you to, and frankly 8 years of barely seeing me at all.

And lastly, to my little Charlie. Snuggles make me happy too.

I’m very sad to be retiring but I look at the gorgeous face of my two year old and I know I’ve made the right call.

Thank you.

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Can you please help me off?

The article below was first published in the July edition of Planning News. Planning Institute Australia, Victorian Division‘s monthly magazine. Thoughts expressed are my own.

‘Can you please help me off?’ I’ve lost count of the times I’ve asked this question when travelling on Melbourne’s trams, and thankfully for me, 9 times out of 10, someone says ‘yes’.

But I’m one of the lucky. My wheels aren’t my own, they’re my baby’s, and in a pinch I can travel without them. As well as a mum to little Charlie, I’m a Councillor on Moreland City Council and their delegate on the Metropolitian Transport Forum. Earlier this year I sat through a whizbang presentation about how Public Transport Victoria was going to drive Melbourne’s public transport network into the future. 40 minutes and not one mention of accessibility.  So it was with the 1 in 5 people in Australia with a disability in my mind, that I questioned Public Transport Victoria’s new CEO.  I asked what the plan was to improve the accessibility of Melbourne’s public transport network?

Melbourne’s Accessible Public Transport Action Plan 2006-12  should be wrapping up this year. The APTAP outlined some ambitious targets, those in strategic planning might even say stretch goals. ,  For instance, 55% of boarding points (tram, train & bus stops to us ordinary folk) should be compliant with the Disability Discrimination Act 1992 and the Disability Standards for Accessible Public Transport 2002. Any casual observer of our tram network can tell you that this particular target has not been achieved.

I don’t mean to malign PTV’s new CEO Ian Dobbs, he was but two weeks into the job when I asked that question. However, the answer I got was symptomatic of a broader problem. To me, there is a lack strategic focus on improving the accessibility of our public transport.

For many years I sat on Moreland City Council’s Disability Advisory Group (DAG). Before my pram adventures, the DAG gave me some insight into what it would mean to have a disability in Melbourne. Some stories were positive – the young man in the wheelchair whose bus company, running a public route, timetabled the accessible buses around his work schedule – or the person with vision impairment who would get on the tram and recognised by the driver, would be assisted in their travel . But many were not. The most common tale was the overwhelming number of people with disabilities that didn’t, and couldn’t, use our public transport.

The most important thing that the DAG taught me was the best and most effective way to increase accessibility of anything is to simply involve those that you’re try to provide access to. I remember a lively two  hour conversation about public toilets. This discussion ranged from whether handrails could be installed on both sides of the toilet, (because what if a person has limited use of one arm and that is the side with the rail?), to technical conversations about model numbers and suppliers. It was an eye opener! I had believed that it was just a matter of getting the assurances of the manufacturer that the model met the DDA requirements Obviously, there is much more to the issue.

My experience with this issue is broad, but also limited. My wheels are temporary. When I try to get off a low floor tram at the accessible door, but have difficulties, because the stop’s too short/narrow/non-existent, I console myself with the knowledge this is not forever.

Part of the issue is money . As a councillor at an inner metro council I can relate, there are millions of demands on council funding and not all requests (however worthy) will be met. However, the right of access is an issue of fundamental human right. And when billions get poured into our road network each year, the current level of inaccessibility of our public transport is inexcusable.

And for anyone who has never considered the issue, think about public toilets, public transport, public footpaths and ask have you consulted anyone with a disability?

A great place to read the stories from people with all abilities on Melbourne’s transport network is All Aboard.

The next steps (and red briefcases)

So I’m thinking that this blogging gig will be harder than I thought. In the past two weeks I have started, not one, not two but three separate blog posts! And they’ve all ended up in the scrap heap. I’ve decided to just go with it, just blog and be free (or something like that!).

To begin. My knee is still niggling, so I’ve yet to get back into training. These cold Melbourne mornings are not helping my motivation one iota. When it’s 3 degrees when I get up, there is no way I want to deliberately go outside in workout clothes! And added to all this is the craziness that is Council Meeting week, with a public holiday thrown in for good measure.

By way of introduction in 2004 I was elected, and 2008 re-elected, to represent the South Ward on Moreland City Council. The South Ward includes the suburbs of Brunswick, Brunswick East and Brunswick West. And today is the monthly Council Meeting.

Cr Stella Kariofyllidis and I attach the rainbow flag to the Coburg Civic Centre for IDAHO

Cr Stella Kariofyllidis, left, and I attach the rainbow flag to the Coburg Civic Centre for International Day Against Homophobia and Transphobia.

On the agenda this month we’ve got the usual assortment of financial statements, tenders, policies, land use, capital projects, community grants and general updates – but it June is a big month and all this has come to a whopping 1000 pages to be read, digested and understood in less than a week. Let me tell you it was a tough ask this month, but I got through it, just.

I’m glad I did. There are some really interesting and important reports buried at the bottom of those ‘red briefcases’. I’ll save you the trouble of digging through them and give you:

Alice’s highlights

  1. Brunswick built form controls and permanent height controls – request to prepare amendment to the planning scheme.
  2. Brunswick Baths opening will be pushed back to Feb 2013 mostly due to unexpected levels of soil contamination
  3. 3000 of the new Parking Overstay Detection Systems (PODS) are now live
  4. Youth Facility tender has come back to be awarded- This is a project very dear to my heart and when I have further non-confidential info I will share
  5. The Draft Moreland Public Toilet Strategy will be released
  6. Awarding of the contract for structural works to the Brunswick Library and Townhall
  7. Adoption of the Principal Pedestrian Network, allowing for prioritisation of capital works expenditure
  8. Seeding and Project grants in our annual Community Grants Program will be funded
  9. Implementation reports on a wide range of environmental projects – too many to pull out the highlights!
  10. Oh – Moreland is now carbon neutral!

And that’s just to name a few!

So that’s what I’ll be spending my Wednesday night doing, how about you?